Men: How I love Thee So...

So I was having lunch with a friend the other day when we started to talk about men and what kind of physical attributes we like about them.

I never thought I really had a physical type, but when I started mentioning some famous men that I find attractive I realized that I do have a type after all.

If approached I used to say that I like my men tall, dark and handsome. I like to keep things generic and safe sometimes. I also really do like tall men who have dark hair. I don't know what it is about tall men, but a guy who towers over me makes me feel weak at the knees and want to start acting like a love struck school girl.

What is it about tall men?

I don't know, but I hope they never stop!

So I decided to post up some pictures of famous men I like and maybe you guys can help point out there similarities in the hope that I can use it as a guide when approached by a significant other or potential significant other.

The following order of pictures is not by any preference or ranking, I love them all equally.

Liam Neeson: First of all he is very sexy and he seems to be a man with integrity and honor. I like those qualities and when you add a kilt to the mix it only sweetens the deal.

You might be asking yourself, why Jimmy Fallon, but if you have to ask you will never know. He is not just a funny man, he is a very talented individual who does not get the proper amount of recognition that he deserves. I also love a man with a great sense of humor. That is not negotiable. Jimmy seems like such a sweetheart. So Jimmy if your reading this. "Call me , maybe?"

James McAvoy, yes I know he's married, but its not like I'm lusting after him, this just from a totally relative research perspective, right? Right! He is gorgeous although not very tall and I wish him and his wife the best.

Cillian Murphy: what is not to love, look at those gorgeous eyes and gorgeous classic features.

Ian Somerhalder: Look at the man! Seriously look at him! WHAT more is there to say! Nina Dobrev I don't know how you landed him, but please call me and give me some pointers!

Hans Matheson: Talk about an amazing actor. He knows his craft and he works it beautifully. He is such a talented individual and he is truly one of a kind.

These are obviously not all the men I think are attractive, but I have to say I can definitely see the similarities among them. Firstly, they all have amazingly dark, brooding good looks. They have passionate piercing eyes, and they seem to have some sort of bohemian energy flowing off of them too. So I guess that means I like passionate, brooding men with piercing eyes and gorgeous good looks. Also as an afterthought they also all seem to be from the UK....Maybe this is a sign I should visit across the pond? Hmmmm....maybe I should.

Know It All!

Don't you just hate it when you know your right about something. Especially if it's something from your personal childhood and someone who obviously is not you tries to tell you the facts as if they were there and they pretty much call you a liar. Even if you back up what your saying with cold hard facts to support what your saying and even when you present it to them instead of apologizing for calling you a liar and suggesting you just don't know what your talking about they still don't apologize or acknowledge that your right and they are wrong! 

That really bugs me. I research alot of things and I don't know everything, but my mind is like a sponge and I try to retain information and grow in knowledge. It is just annoying that people can sometimes accuse you of things especially when you know your right, but you know there is no need to because no matter what they won't acknowledge this. 

How do you handle that? 

I'm starting to learn that even if you are right it is just better to sometimes hold your tongue and let people think what they will, even if they are wrong. I must have a know-it-all personality 'cause I find that so hard to do. It annoys me on a elemental level. It really bugs me to no end! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Even now thinking about it makes me feel annoyed! LOL. I have serious issues. 

Amelia Earhart

Amelia Earhart would have been 115 years old today if she was still alive.

R.I.P.

Funny Stuff #2

Saturday Night Live - People Getting Punched 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg

I love this one! Too funny!

Katz's Delicatessen

My best friend, a native New Yorker told me about Katz's Delicatessen. I have had a strong craving for authentic Pastrami on Rye since I arrived to the city. My friend told me if I was going to go anywhere I would have to go to Katz's.

She warned me they were expensive, but nothing can prepare you for how over-priced their food is until you get there. I honestly didn't care about the price; I thought I was partaking in an ancient part of New Yorker history. So what if I had to dish out $25 for a sandwich with fries! I was partaking in living history right? You can't put a price on that.

If you’re thinking of checking out Katz's Deli do yourself a favor, your wallet a favor and your taste buds a favor by forgoing it. Don't walk; sprint as far and as fast as you can away from Katz's. The place is a total tourist trap. If I am going to pay $20 for a sandwich it better be a good freakin' sandwich. Katz's Deli is barely passable at best. I ordered pastrami on rye, there was no flavor, and the best part of my meal was the pickle. You pay to have a fatty, crap cut of meat, a smear of mustard, some pathetic excuse of rye bread and a good pickle. Definitely not worth 20 bucks!

The place looks like a crappy hole in the wall dump. (Usually this kind of thing doesn't bother me at all. I have eaten some of the best meals of my life in crappy looking places). The way they do sales is archaic, when you walk in you pass through a turnstile and then you’re handed a ticket. If you want to order you have to attempt to navigate which counter you go to and order your food. They have separate counters for sandwiches, fries & drinks etc...When you order something they mark it on your ticket. Next you pick up your food, seat yourself, eat your overpriced crappy sandwich and wait in this huge line to pay for it so you can leave. If you are paying with a credit card you will wait in this line for nothing since this is the cash only line and the credit card line is some place that the cashier vaguely gestures is somewhere in the back. After looking around the back you finally figure out it is the counter with the sausages dangling down. I asked the cashier if their food was organic (I was trying to understand why it was so overpriced). The cashier answered by saying: "Ain't nuthin' organic at Katz's." Then you hand over your credit card and get fucked up the ass. Jokes on you pal; you just paid $25 for a shitty sandwich and old gross, fries.

Don't be fooled by all the celebrity photos and letters on the wall. Celebrities get free food and they can also afford to pay $20 for a shit sandwich it's like pennies to them.

I don't know where the good New York Deli's of the Lower East Side have gone, but this is not it!

Katz's Deli is rated right up there with 3 card Marley, tourists’ traps and every other scam known to mankind.

*BTW if you happen to lose that crappy green ticket you have to pay a $50 fine.

Funny Stuff #1

Comedy and Humor is the spice of life and right now in my life I could really use some spice. So if you are in need of something funny to watch keep scrolling! 

I hope someone other than myself will be able to get some fun and laughs from these links. Some of them have helped me see the funnier side of life in very dark periods in my life. It's a good reminder that life does have it's moments and your good one is right around the corner. I will post up some funny stuff periodically, hope you guys like it.

 Honey Badger:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&list=PL3B140C963747A951&index=52&feature=plpp_video 

 May He Poop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ&list=PL3B140C963747A951&index=60&feature=plpp_video  

New York, New York

"I'm gonna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep and find that I'm king of the hill, top of the heap!" ~Frank Sinatra

 I have officially moved to new york. I technically moved here a few months ago, but today I was finally able to get a P.O. Box. Goodbye General Delivery, Hello, beautiful P.O. Box! 

When I first moved here I opted to get a P.O. Box immediately, but I didn't have enough identification for one. I guess my General Delivery time was over, apparently homeless people don't get priority mail.

I may still be homeless, but I have a P.O. Box!